Friday, September 02, 2005

Somebody said that I'm always talking about my perpetually-late habits. Hafidz, i don't lor...

Anyway, received this rather amusing email about Why Women Choose to be Single. Heh. There's some truth in it, but please do take it with a pinch of salt.

Why woMen Choose t0 bE siNgLe...

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome & nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice & heterosexual men are married or already attached in a committed relationship.

5. The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men,who are not so nice & somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice & have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice & have some money & thank God are heterosexual, are shy & NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move,automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW,WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, & it's our job to stomp on them & keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

the glamourchine laughed at 11:59 AM